XBP Declared “Dry Behind the Ears”

By the required unanimous vote of all Golden-Mallet-Qualified players present (8), XBP [full name redacted] was declared to be “dry behind the ears” and thus qualified “forever” for Golden Mallet play. (See Rules & Regulations, Part II sec. 3(a)(iii)(6)). On the same day, his grandfather 9KJB) provided important lessons about life and the Game while winning X’s first game as a Golden Malleteer.
– KJB