Monthly Archives: August 2013

Strategic Use of a Black Lexus

KJB, Jane Thompson and Chuck Thompson played. This game was noteworthy for “strategic use of the black Lexus” by Jane. Five times she hit her ball under the Lexus and used her mallet-length to strategic advantage: a lesson for the … Continue reading

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XBP Declared “Dry Behind the Ears”

By the required unanimous vote of all Golden-Mallet-Qualified players present (8), XBP [full name redacted] was declared to be “dry behind the ears” and thus qualified “forever” for Golden Mallet play. (See Rules & Regulations, Part II sec. 3(a)(iii)(6)). On … Continue reading

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