[In TDB’s hand] The course was declared clear for play by Grand Marshall Tom Beeby on May 4, 1991. Tom Beeby went on to score a win in the 1st GM game in this the 3rd decade of GM play. “It was a very satisfying win because it was another one of those where I came from behind to cross the finish line a victor,” said Beeby also known as Mr. Golden Mallet. “I was also pleased to initiate the season in a game against my two sons, both of whom can wield a mean mallet,” said the winner of more GM awards than any other person.
He never actually said this bullshit. Whatever TDB says, just respond with “yeah, whatever”.